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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi