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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.