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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.