Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.