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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

Dollar Coin Jokes More Dollar Coin Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.