What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.