What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.