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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.