What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

Funniest Joke Jokes More Funniest Joke Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.