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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

Funniest Joke Jokes More Funniest Joke Jokes

Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.