What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.