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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Funniest Joke Jokes More Funniest Joke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.