What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.