What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor