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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!