What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.