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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking.

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it