Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What are you?

Broke.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.