Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.