Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

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It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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The Igloominati.

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You can't play football with the remote.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.