Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.