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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Remote Jokes More Remote Jokes

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.