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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Remote Jokes More Remote Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.