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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!