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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

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What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.