Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog