Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.