Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW