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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.