Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.