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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay