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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.