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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.