What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.