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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.