What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.