What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.