What do you get when you cross a philos...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.