Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!