Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!