Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!