Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!