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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!