Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!