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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Sniffle Jokes More Sniffle Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!