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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Sniffle Jokes More Sniffle Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!