What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!