What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!