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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Sniffle Jokes More Sniffle Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!