What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!