What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Sniffle Jokes More Sniffle Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!