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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.