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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.