What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.