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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates