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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros