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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.