Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

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How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.