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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.