Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize