Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.