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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist