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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist