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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.