What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What do native American and modern day American society have in common?

Navaho lot.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians