What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.