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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Au-burn

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The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Because he is an x-boxer

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops