What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark