What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark