What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.