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What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

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