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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth