What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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What's the capital of Honduras?

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

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Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.