What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.