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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.