What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.