What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest