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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Who drives it?

The officer.