I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Getting the wheelchair in the oven.
420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
The first one written
Because he was dyslectric.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
