What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.