What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"