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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Where do esport players go if they get arrested?

Guantanamo ebay

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"