How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!