How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.