How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.