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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.