Because they have to go by the book.
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
50 Shades of Earl Grey
I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Hyruleglyphics.
Rain Quotes
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.
Reservation reservation reservations.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:
Because he was dyslectric.
Shelf-ish
He had his reservations.
A book has papers.
Borders
Church.
The first one.
The good ones are hard to put down
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
The Andouille Decimal System
He removed the appendix!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
I have only my shelf to blame
Red hairing.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
One with a cemetery plot.
He wanted to work undercover.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
The Leprenomichaun.
A book.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
One with a hoppy ending.
A Kylo Ren Book
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
Tequila Mockingbird.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Papers.
Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
It had too many problems.
The Cat in the AT-AT
He Reddit.
The Naked Ape!
Anne Frank's Diary
There aren't any pictures.
Someone stole the book.
The appendix.
Brailly any!
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
An author-dontist Wahey!
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
It booked a Tuber.
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
Just reddit.
Can I take you out
I blame my shelf
Find what you're booking for
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
The Book of who's Boo.
On the Origin of Feces*
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Pulp Fiction
When the judge threw the book at him.
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
Church
Whatever it says in the book.
A peeping tome.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Under their covers.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Tooth hurty.
The first one written
Bee-trix Potter!
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
A read-only man.
It's impossible to put down
They were fully booked.
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
They're all girls on fire.
Pete.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.
A ball point banana!
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
A shell phone!
Because it retired.
Bob.
