Because they have to go by the book.
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
50 Shades of Earl Grey
I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Hyruleglyphics.
Rain Quotes
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.
Reservation reservation reservations.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:
Because he was dyslectric.
Shelf-ish
He had his reservations.
A book has papers.
Borders
Church.
The first one.
The good ones are hard to put down
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
The Andouille Decimal System
He removed the appendix!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
I have only my shelf to blame
Red hairing.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
One with a cemetery plot.
He wanted to work undercover.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
The Leprenomichaun.
A book.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
One with a hoppy ending.
A Kylo Ren Book
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
Tequila Mockingbird.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Papers.
Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
It had too many problems.
The Cat in the AT-AT
He Reddit.
The Naked Ape!
Anne Frank's Diary
There aren't any pictures.
Someone stole the book.
The appendix.
Brailly any!
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
An author-dontist Wahey!
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
It booked a Tuber.
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
Just reddit.
Can I take you out
I blame my shelf
Find what you're booking for
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
The Book of who's Boo.
On the Origin of Feces*
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Pulp Fiction
When the judge threw the book at him.
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
Church
Whatever it says in the book.
A peeping tome.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Under their covers.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Tooth hurty.
The first one written
Bee-trix Potter!
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
A read-only man.
It's impossible to put down
They were fully booked.
You have a shot with a pool table.
Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
Because the box said 2-4 years!
Kate's back.
A notebook has papers.
Fax.
It got shelved.
A Lou-ouija board.
A wookiee talkie.
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
Snowballs.
Give him sheet music.
