Because they have to go by the book.
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
50 Shades of Earl Grey
I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Hyruleglyphics.
Rain Quotes
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.
Reservation reservation reservations.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Because he was dyslectric.
Shelf-ish
He had his reservations.
A book has papers.
The first one.
The good ones are hard to put down
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
The Andouille Decimal System
He removed the appendix!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
I have only my shelf to blame
Red hairing.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
One with a cemetery plot.
He wanted to work undercover.
Church.
The Leprenomichaun.
A book.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
One with a hoppy ending.
A Kylo Ren Book
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
Tequila Mockingbird.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
It had too many problems.
The Cat in the AT-AT
He Reddit.
The Naked Ape!
Anne Frank's Diary
There aren't any pictures.
Someone stole the book.
The appendix.
An author-dontist
It booked a Tuber.
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
Just reddit.
Can I take you out
I blame my shelf
Find what you're booking for
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
The Book of who's Boo.
On the Origin of Feces*
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Pulp Fiction
When the judge threw the book at him.
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
Church
Whatever it says in the book.
A peeping tome.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Under their covers.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Tooth hurty.
The first one written
Bee-trix Potter!
A read-only man.
It's impossible to put down
They were fully booked.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
A mistake
Because the steaks are too high.
They wished it was Anubis.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
The Sioux chef
The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
My phone number, call me please!
Nothing
Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
