Because they have to go by the book.
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
50 Shades of Earl Grey
I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Hyruleglyphics.
Rain Quotes
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.
Reservation reservation reservations.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Because he was dyslectric.
Shelf-ish
He had his reservations.
A book has papers.
The first one.
The good ones are hard to put down
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
The Andouille Decimal System
He removed the appendix!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
I have only my shelf to blame
Red hairing.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
One with a cemetery plot.
He wanted to work undercover.
Church.
The Leprenomichaun.
A book.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
One with a hoppy ending.
A Kylo Ren Book
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
Tequila Mockingbird.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
It had too many problems.
The Cat in the AT-AT
He Reddit.
The Naked Ape!
Anne Frank's Diary
There aren't any pictures.
Someone stole the book.
The appendix.
An author-dontist
It booked a Tuber.
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
Just reddit.
Can I take you out
I blame my shelf
Find what you're booking for
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
The Book of who's Boo.
On the Origin of Feces*
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Pulp Fiction
When the judge threw the book at him.
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
Church
Whatever it says in the book.
A peeping tome.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Under their covers.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Tooth hurty.
The first one written
Bee-trix Potter!
A read-only man.
It's impossible to put down
They were fully booked.
Use your test tickles
Nothing, they are free of charge.
He wasn't concentrated.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Police Navidad.
Drop him a line.
Cell phones
Dog turds without borders
Strawberry Filled forever!
Ten ants!
They all have phones.
A call-em
It got shelved.
