What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.