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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.