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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!