When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in a while.

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.