When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles?

She's the only one with a blue box.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!