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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.