When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in a while.

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles?

She's the only one with a blue box.