Al-redi-reddi-tt.
About a day
Restaurants have better servers.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
