Al-redi-reddi-tt.
Groanhenge
About 5 seconds.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Cugat to love my jokes!
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke