Al-redi-reddi-tt.
Karma-vore
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
No one could perform the execution well enough.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Imgrrrrrrr
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)