What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Can I push your stool in?

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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On the front page of reddit.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella