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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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He kept pushing her around.

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Can I push your stool in?

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He re-posts it.

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Oh, they'll tell you.

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From a long ways away.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella