You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
A stairorist.
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
Post.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Evolution.
Cancer
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
You push it
You get salmonella
