You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Your mom.
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Life insurance policies.
Cancer...
Even art majors deserve recognition
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
You push it
You get salmonella