What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.