What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!