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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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Get off me holmes!

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Because it's white and settles on their land

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Alien vs Predator.

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With Starbucks!

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A flying saucer.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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An exhorsist!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!