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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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Which way will it fall?

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Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

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Ayy

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!