What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

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What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono