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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!