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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen