What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!