What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

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What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.