What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono