Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!