Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.