Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!