Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.