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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.