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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."