What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."