What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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What do you call a weed smoker with abs?

A Narc.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."