What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."