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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."