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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish?

Testosteroni.

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.