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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.