Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.