Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.