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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables?

Asparagi!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.