Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.