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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.