What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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A pasta free.

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Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Allah Garden.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.