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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

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What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What do you call a homeless Italian man?

Giovanni Change

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.