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What happened?

Me: I turned 13....

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.