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What happened?

Me: I turned 13....

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!