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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".