What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley