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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Country Song Jokes More Country Song Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.