You get your job and your wife back.
Handy Manny took his job.
The Rice-child was born.
She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.
Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Auld Lang Swine.
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...