What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna