Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice