Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Depends...
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
A Petophile
You stop feeding it.
Baby don't hurt me.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Teach me.
Grandparents.
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Trick question the rooster.
