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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Who loves fast food?

Jared Fogle

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.