How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!