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How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!