How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents