How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.