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How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.