A wet nose
Au.
Getting new shoes every week.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
RUFF!
Because they mess up the whole house!
A puppy.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
What if my house burns down
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Well, It's not a purebread anymore.
Ever since I was a puppy!
A furtographer
Slush Puppies
Ruff
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
You stop feeding it.
A Petophile
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
When life's getting a little ruff...
Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Zero, its already lit
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Def Leppard
A frog in a blender.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
It's not their fault. May tricks them.
Visa or Mastercard?
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Kernel.
