A wet nose
Au.
Getting new shoes every week.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
RUFF!
Because they mess up the whole house!
A puppy.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
What if my house burns down
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Well, It's not a purebread anymore.
Ever since I was a puppy!
A furtographer
Slush Puppies
Ruff
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
You stop feeding it.
A Petophile
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
When life's getting a little ruff...
The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Kernel.
The kernel was looking for him.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Neptunes!
Because she grew another foot.
She grew out of her B - shells!
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
Because they know all the short cuts!
You don't live in Mississippi.
There's twenty of them.
Au
