A wet nose
Au.
Getting new shoes every week.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
RUFF!
Because they mess up the whole house!
A puppy.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
What if my house burns down
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Well, It's not a purebread anymore.
Ever since I was a puppy!
A furtographer
Slush Puppies
Ruff
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
You stop feeding it.
A Petophile
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
When life's getting a little ruff...
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
A rental car can drive anywhere.
Because he picks his ears!
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
On April Ghoul's Day
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
The NBA
I would like to help with house #7.
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes
You rarely have to meet their dad.
Two Kwanzaas
