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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.