How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him