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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.