How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer?

Because it hurt.

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls