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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.