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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One?.... Or two?

Why did the priest cross the road?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What is Matthew McConaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)