How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.