How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.