How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly