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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!