How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*