How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd