How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.