How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!