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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.