Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.