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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)