Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.