Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)