Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!