Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.