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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016