Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage