Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!