Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.