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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot