What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.