What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

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What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot