What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot