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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.