What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.