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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders