Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders