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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's