Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.