What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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Because she was touched by Jesus.

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I'll take your money!

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders