Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.