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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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Smooth Jokes More Smooth Jokes

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

M&M Jokes More M&M Jokes

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.