Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.