Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's