Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Because they fall through his hands.
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
A monster on roller-skates.
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms