Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.