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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.