Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

How was the surgery?

Surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!