Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!