Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!